One professional actor takes 5 shots of rum and then attempts to perform a major role in Treasure Island.
Drunk Pirates sends a crew of fearless actors on a chaotic quest for buried treasure, where shifting alliances, sword fights, and suspiciously slurred monologues threaten to derail the entire adventure. Hilarity and mayhem ensue in the heart of downtown Houston as the sober cast fights to keep the story afloat.
Every show is different depending on who is drinking…and what they’re drinking.
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Martha Wills13 days agoTrustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google.
Only complaint is I wish sits where more comfortable. Otherwise, the show was hilarious and the drinks where great.![]()
Alvin Ozawa14 days agoTrustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google.
A very funny show and I love how they get the audience involved.![]()
Michelle Hill15 days agoTrustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google.
Great evening. Show was so funny and great cast. Will return again.![]()
Cherie Rhodes15 days agoTrustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google.
We had an amazing time! I can't remember the last time I've laughed so hard. The drinks were tasty, the crew was so kind, the actors were brilliant and had great chemistry. We would love to come back for Drunk Dracula!![]()
Tony Palella15 days agoTrustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google.
Excellent show, part of the show relies on the crowd, and they can make the show great. Just have fun.![]()
Leonna Anderson15 days agoTrustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google.
Such a great show, was entertained the entire time! Great job to the cast!![]()
Jarel Smith16 days agoTrustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google.
Wonderfully great time !! Great night of comedy![]()
Joanne Hamilton-Selway17 days agoTrustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google.
So much fun! We laughed so hard that we can’t catch our breath!![]()
Carrie Williams17 days agoTrustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google.
The actors are amazing. They seem to love the job and they make it so fun so engaging. I had a blast. I wish I could come back soon, but I don’t live here but the next time that I am in Phoenix, Arizona, I am going back to drunk Shakespeare because it was the best time ever+3![]()
Nikki Spaugh17 days agoTrustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google.
Fantastic time! Even earned a shot for being a good liar! Who knew!Verified by TrustindexTrustindex verified badge is the Universal Symbol of Trust. Only the greatest companies can get the verified badge who has a review score above 4.5, based on customer reviews over the past 12 months. Read more
Same crew, new voyage. Drunk Pirates comes from The Drunk Shakespeare Society, the company that’s been getting one actor gloriously drunk and turning the classics into chaos for over a decade. This time we’ve traded iambic pentameter for Treasure Island, swords, and the high seas. So if you loved Drunk Shakespeare, you already know the drill: real actors, real rum, and no two nights the same. If you’ve never been, this is a very fun place to start.
Drunk Pirates is now playing at The Rose Theatre (455 N 3rd St Suite 1010, Phoenix, AZ 85004), located in the Arizona Center in the heart of downtown Phoenix.
The show runs Wednesday through Sunday with performances at various times, a quick walk from the Phoenix Convention Center and the Van Buren/Central Ave Light Rail Station.
The show runs about 90 minutes, without an intermission. Craft cocktails are available for purchase, and can be delivered directly to your seat!
Yes. The Arizona Center garage is located at Filmore and 5th (costs vary based on local events). Additionally, there are numerous other options nearby.
Looking for things to do in Phoenix that aren’t another dinner reservation? Escape the Phoenix heat for the high seas in an air-conditioned speakeasy where the rum is real and the chaos is guaranteed. It’s date-night-friendly, group-friendly, and a 21+ night out. Bring your ID and your sea legs.