After years at sea chasing rumors of Captain Flint’s lost treasure, a crew of cunning pirates is ready to strike gold. There’s just one problem: one professional actor has taken 5 shots of rum and is now attempting to perform a major role in Treasure Island.
Welcome to Drunk Pirates, where sea legs are optional, and the plank is always a possibility. As Jim Hawkins sets sail aboard the Hispaniola with Long John Silver and a crew of suspiciously mutinous pirates, the adventure begins to slip further off course. Alliances shift, sword fights ensue, and slurred monologues threaten to sink the entire voyage.
Grab a drink and join us for a high-seas spectacle where the rum is real, the chaos is inevitable, and no two journeys are ever the same.
Will the cast make it to the treasure… or will someone end up overboard before they get there?
Drunk Pirates is strictly a 21+ show. We ID everyone at the door.
Drunk Pirates is held inside an intimate, immersive speakeasy where every seat is a great one. The performance space is set up “in the round.” Stage Side seats are front row and get you closest to the action. Mezzanine seats are in the second row, and Balcony seats are in the third row. If you opt for the Royalty Experience, you will sit upon the hand-carved throne.
Yes, the actors are really drinking!
Do you even have to ask? Of course! Order cocktails right from your seat and our full service bar will deliver them to you during the show. A limited selection of small snacks are also available.
The very same. The Drunk Shakespeare Society is searching for treasure this summer with Drunk Pirates! Don’t miss this limited twelve-week run.
Drunk Pirates is playing in Houston, Phoenix, and DC in 2026, and will be coming to NYC & Chicago in 2027.
