One professional actor takes 5 shots of rum and then attempts to perform a major role in Treasure Island.

Drunk Pirates sends a crew of fearless actors on a chaotic quest for buried treasure, where shifting alliances, sword fights, and suspiciously slurred monologues threaten to derail the entire adventure. Hilarity and mayhem ensue in the heart of downtown Houston as the sober cast fights to keep the story afloat.

Every show is different depending on who is drinking…and what they’re drinking.