DRUNK PIRATES HOUSTON

     EXCELLENT  
  406 reviews

Tickets start at $39

HOUSTON, THE RUM IS READY

One professional actor takes 5 shots of rum and then attempts to perform a major role in Treasure Island.

Drunk Pirates sends a crew of fearless actors on a chaotic quest for buried treasure, where shifting alliances, sword fights, and suspiciously slurred monologues threaten to derail the entire adventure. Hilarity and mayhem ensue in the heart of downtown Houston as the sober cast fights to keep the story afloat.

Every show is different depending on who is drinking…and what they’re drinking.

     
 
 
        
   ray decker 
 1 days ago
 
 
 Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. Thank you for the Best Evening Out in Years!!!  Absolutely Funny, So Looking Forward to Drunk Dracula 🧛🏼
  
 
       
   Maddie Brown 
 1 days ago
 
 
 Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. We had an incredible time! The show was amazing, the atmosphere was infectious, the patrons were so fun to sit with, the drinks were fast and delicious, and we can't wait to go back for the next show! This was the second time we've gone and we absolutely love it!
  
 
       
   Renea Thomas 
 2 days ago
 
 
 Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. Great performance and so much fun! We will certainly go back.
  
 
       
   Mike Roberts 
 2 days ago
 
 
 Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. So much fun! High energy, fast-paced, hilarious show - the crowd interaction added even more to the entertainment value. Highly recommend!
  
 
       
   m s 
 2 days ago
 
 
 Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. Hillarious show! I will be back for every variation.
  
 
       
   Tricky Horton 
 3 days ago
 
 
 Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. +3
Great show! Lots of fun and energy. We did 5pm show on a Saturday then pub crawled the evening away. It was a terrific way to spend a Saturday afternoon/evening.
  
 
       
   Aimee Long 
 4 days ago
 
 
 Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. +4
We surprised my 75 year old MIL for her birthday and purchased the Royalty seats.  She had no idea what we were doing until we walked in the door and were handed our pirate hats.  You will be greeted with a delicious shot when you walk thru the curtains.  The show is funny and interactive and the cast was OUTSTANDING with their acting skills but also making my MIL feel like royalty and involving her in decisions.  If you are on the fence about booking, I hope this review helps you make the decision to purchase.  For our family, it was worth every penny and my MIL talked about it all the way home and had a smile that we have not seen in awhile.  A perfect 1.5 hour of laughter, champagne and celebration, we cannot recommend it enough
  
 
       
   henry miller 
 4 days ago
 
 
 Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. It was so much fun!!  The actors were great!! We will definately be back!  Loved the Tom Hanks character!
  
 
       
   Sydnie Odom 
 4 days ago
 
 
 Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. Had the best time! Recommend it to everyone!!
  
 
       
   Angelina&Manny Ochoa 
 5 days ago
 
 
 Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. Amazing 👏
  
 
 
 
  
 
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IS THIS THE SAME THING AS DRUNK SHAKESPEARE?

Same crew, new voyage. Drunk Pirates comes from The Drunk Shakespeare Society, the company that’s been getting one actor gloriously drunk and turning the classics into chaos for over a decade. This time we’ve traded iambic pentameter for Treasure Island, swords, and the high seas. So if you loved Drunk Shakespeare, you already know the drill: real actors, real rum, and no two nights the same. If you’ve never been, this is a very fun place to start.

WHERE ARE YOU LOCATED?

Drunk Pirates is now playing at The Emerald Theatre (412 Travis St, Houston, TX 77002), located in the heart of the Theater District, downtown Houston.

WHAT’S YOUR TYPICAL SCHEDULE?

The show runs Wednesday through Sunday with performances at various times, a quick walk from Jones Hall for the Performing Arts and the Preston Light Rail Station.

HOW LONG IS THE SHOW?

The show runs about 90 minutes, without an intermission. Craft cocktails are available for purchase, and can be delivered directly to your seat!

IS THERE PARKING AVAILABLE?

Yes. One Market Square garage is located directly above the Theatre (costs vary based on local events). Additionally, there are numerous paid lots, and street parking options available nearby.

WHO IS THIS SHOW FOR?

Looking for things to do in Houston that aren’t another dinner reservation? Trade the Houston heat for the high seas in an air-conditioned speakeasy where the rum is real and the chaos is guaranteed. It’s date-night-friendly, group-friendly, and unlike anything else downtown. It’s a 21+ night out, so bring your ID and your sea legs.