DRUNK PIRATES D.C.

     EXCELLENT  
  451 reviews

Tickets start at $39

D.C., THE RUM IS READY

One professional actor takes 5 shots of rum and then attempts to perform a major role in Treasure Island.

Drunk Pirates sends a crew of fearless actors on a chaotic quest for buried treasure, where shifting alliances, sword fights, and suspiciously slurred monologues threaten to derail the entire adventure. Hilarity and mayhem ensue in the heart of Washington D.C., as the sober cast fights to keep the story afloat.

Every show is different depending on who is drinking…and what they’re drinking.

     
 
 
        
   Martha Wills 
 13 days ago
 
 
 Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. Only complaint is I wish sits where more comfortable.  Otherwise, the show was hilarious and the drinks where great.
  
 
       
   Alvin Ozawa 
 14 days ago
 
 
 Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. A very funny show and I love how they get the audience involved.
  
 
       
   Michelle Hill 
 15 days ago
 
 
 Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. Great evening. Show was so funny and great cast. Will return again.
  
 
       
   Cherie Rhodes 
 15 days ago
 
 
 Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. We had an amazing time! I can't remember the last time I've laughed so hard. The drinks were tasty, the crew was so kind, the actors were brilliant and had great chemistry. We would love to come back for Drunk Dracula!
  
 
       
   Tony Palella 
 15 days ago
 
 
 Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. Excellent show, part of the show relies on the crowd, and they can make the show great. Just have fun.
  
 
       
   Leonna Anderson 
 15 days ago
 
 
 Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. Such a great show, was entertained the entire time! Great job to the cast!
  
 
       
   Jarel Smith 
 16 days ago
 
 
 Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. Wonderfully great time !! Great night of comedy
  
 
       
   Joanne Hamilton-Selway 
 17 days ago
 
 
 Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. So much fun! We laughed so hard that we can’t catch our breath!
  
 
       
   Carrie Williams 
 17 days ago
 
 
 Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. +3
The actors are amazing. They seem to love the job and they make it so fun so engaging. I had a blast. I wish I could come back soon, but I don’t live here but the next time that I am in Phoenix, Arizona, I am going back to drunk Shakespeare because it was the best time ever
  
 
       
   Nikki Spaugh 
 17 days ago
 
 
 Trustindex verifies that the original source of the review is Google. Fantastic time!  Even earned a shot for being a good liar! Who knew!
  
 
 
 
  
 
   Google rating score: 4.9 of 5, based on 451 reviews 
 
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IS THIS THE SAME THING AS DRUNK SHAKESPEARE?

Same crew, new voyage. Drunk Pirates comes from The Drunk Shakespeare Society, the company that’s been getting one actor gloriously drunk and turning the classics into chaos for over a decade. This time we’ve traded iambic pentameter for Treasure Island, swords, and the high seas. So if you loved Drunk Shakespeare, you already know the drill: real actors, real rum, and no two nights the same. If you’ve never been, this is a very fun place to start.

WHERE ARE YOU LOCATED?

Drunk Pirates is now playing at The Sage Theatre (1100 13th St NW, Washington, DC 20005), located blocks away from the White House and Thomas Circle in the heart of Downtown Washington D.C.

WHAT’S YOUR TYPICAL SCHEDULE?

The show runs Tuesday through Sunday with performances at various times, a quick walk from Franklin Park and the Metro Center subway station.

HOW LONG IS THE SHOW?

The show runs about 90 minutes, without an intermission. Craft cocktails are available for purchase, and can be delivered directly to your seat!

IS THERE PARKING AVAILABLE?

Yes. There are numerous paid garages, including C&C Parking (1310 L St NW, Washington, DC 20005), and street parking options available nearby.

WHO IS THIS SHOW FOR?

Looking for things to do in Washington D.C. that aren’t another monument, museum, or happy hour on the Hill? Trade the Beltway for the high seas in an immersive speakeasy where the rum is real and the chaos is guaranteed. It’s date-night-friendly, group-friendly, and unlike anything else downtown. It’s a 21+ night out, so bring your ID and your sea legs.